“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.”
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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