I would not know how I am s... by Dave Barry, an American Journalist

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“I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.”

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Name: Dave Barry

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Jul 3, 1947

Profession: Journalist

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