“I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.”
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
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Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.
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I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.
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The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.
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