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“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.”
 
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Ellen DeGeneres
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Jan 26, 1958
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
 
 
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