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“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
 
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Emo Philips
 
Name:   Emo Philips
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Feb 7, 1956
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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