I love to go down to the sc... by Emo Philips, an American Comedian

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“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.”

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Name: Emo Philips

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Feb 7, 1956

Profession: Comedian

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