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“I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.”
 
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Tags: Blanks | Children | Down | Firing | Go | Jumping | Know | Love | Playground | Up | Watch
 
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Emo Philips
 
Name:   Emo Philips
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Feb 7, 1956
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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