I was walking down fifth av... by Emo Philips, an American Comedian

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“I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.”

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Name: Emo Philips

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Feb 7, 1956

Profession: Comedian

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