Probably the worst time in ... by Emo Philips, an American Comedian

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“Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.”

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Name: Emo Philips

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Feb 7, 1956

Profession: Comedian

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