“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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