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“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
 
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Groucho Marx
 
Name:   Groucho Marx
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Oct 2, 1895
 
Date of Death:   Aug 19,  1977
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
 
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
 
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