“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.”
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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
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