“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”
Other Henny Youngman Quotes
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman 
61% of people like this quote
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Henny Youngman
59% of people like this quote
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Henny Youngman
56% of people like this quote