“My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!”
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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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