“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
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