“Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.”
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Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurber
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