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“If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.”
 
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Joan Rivers
 
Name:   Joan Rivers
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Jun 8, 1933
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
 
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
 
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
 
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
 
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
 
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