My obstetrician was so dumb... by Joan Rivers, an American Comedian

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“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”

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Name: Joan Rivers

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Jun 8, 1933

Profession: Comedian

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