“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.”
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Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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