“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
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