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“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?”
 
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Milton Berle
 
Name:   Milton Berle
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Jul 12, 1908
 
Date of Death:   Mar 27,  2002
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
 
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
 
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
 
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
 
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