“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
Other Milton Berle Quotes
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Milton Berle 
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Milton Berle
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton Berle
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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Milton Berle
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