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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
 
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Mitch Hedberg
 
Name:   Mitch Hedberg
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Feb 24, 1968
 
Date of Death:   Mar 30,  2005
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
 
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
 
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I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
 
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
 
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
 
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