“Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.”
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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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