“If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.”
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Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
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When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
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