I'm always amazed to hear o... by Paul Merton, a British Comedian

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“I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”

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Name: Paul Merton

Nationality: British

Date of Birth: Jul 9, 1957

Profession: Comedian

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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

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On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.

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My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.

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