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“On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.”
 
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Paul Merton
 
Name:   Paul Merton
 
Nationality:   British
 
Date of Birth:   Jul 9, 1957
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
 
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