“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.
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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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