“I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.”
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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