“It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.”
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Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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