“When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.”
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers 
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
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