Top Apartment Quotes
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
Ted Rall
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
Larry David
I live most of the time in New York now. I have an apartment there.
James Iha
I play the father in the scene when Will and Tommy go back to Tommy's old apartment. It was a big mistake. I hope not to be in the next movie I direct.
Barry Sonnenfeld
Connie Sellecca 
Walter Bagehot 
David Sedaris 
Leslie Caron 
Ben Stiller 
Cy Coleman 
Joe Rogan 
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright 
60% of people like this quote
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
Ted Rall
60% of people like this quote
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
Larry David
59% of people like this quote
I live most of the time in New York now. I have an apartment there.
James Iha
59% of people like this quote
I play the father in the scene when Will and Tommy go back to Tommy's old apartment. It was a big mistake. I hope not to be in the next movie I direct.
Barry Sonnenfeld
59% of people like this quote
I've recently started composting in my apartment, which is quite an adventure.
Shalom Harlow
59% of people like this quote
I'm a teenager, but I'm independent - I have my own apartment, I have my own life. And I think I have learned more than any of those teenagers have in school. I learned to be responsible, leaving my family and coming here alone.
Adriana Lima
58% of people like this quote
I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.
Sherry Stringfield
57% of people like this quote
They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
Johnny Vegas
57% of people like this quote
I was born and bred in a tiny, low-ceilinged ground-floor apartment.
Amos Oz
57% of people like this quote
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