Top Bald Quotes
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.
Chris LeDoux
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.
Karen Armstrong
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
Gedde Watanabe
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
Chris Cooper
All Bald Quotes
I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.
Gavin MacLeod 
50% of people like this quote
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Larry David 
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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
Joe Cocker 
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You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?
Julio Iglesias 
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At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.
Christine Lavin 
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Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
Mackenzie Astin 
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The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
Jorge Luis Borges 
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