Top Bathroom Quotes
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without.
Helen Reddy
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
Natalie Wood
Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
Dennis Brown
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Robert Benchley
I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Shannen Doherty
Dennis Brown 
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Arthur C. Clarke 
Garry Trudeau 
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I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.
Arne Jacobsen 
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
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Early on in my career, I'd go into the makeup trailer, and they'd spend an hour doing my makeup, and I would hate it. I'd go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again, which took an enormous amount of time. So I just started doing it myself.
Donna Mills
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma Bombeck
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Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Garry Trudeau
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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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Popular Bathroom Authors
Richard M. NixonErma BombeckCameron DiazGeorge CarlinJeanne MoreauBill CosbyHelen ReddyRobert BenchleyRita RudnerTommy ShawBob HopeNatalie WoodAlicia KeysBritney SpearsCandice Bergen
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