Top Bed Quotes
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
Jose Marti 
Martin C. Smith 
Audrey Meadows 
Florence Nightingale 
Roger Zelazny 
Roald Dahl 
Luigi Pirandello 
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton 
92% of people like this quote
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
74% of people like this quote
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
73% of people like this quote
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
Heather Mills
63% of people like this quote
I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.
Patrick Stewart
63% of people like this quote
I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.
Leif Garrett
63% of people like this quote
Popular Bed Authors
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