Top Bed Quotes
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
Wilson Mizner 
Eleanor Roosevelt 
Howard Stern 
C. S. Forester 
Fidel Castro 
Lou Brock 
Fred Savage 
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When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Lou Brock 
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Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Audrey Meadows
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire
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There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
Helen Hayes
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers
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Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.
Linda Fiorentino
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I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.
Martha Gellhorn
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Popular Bed Authors
Henry David ThoreauMason CooleyBenjamin FranklinSamuel JohnsonAmbrose BierceGilbert K. ChestertonRobert Louis StevensonLyndon B. JohnsonMarilyn vos SavantCharles BaudelaireErma BombeckThomas HuxleyGroucho MarxSigmund FreudEleanor Roosevelt
Hedy LamarrCameron DiazBette DavisW. H. AudenJames ThurberCalvin KleinMuhammad AliBob DylanJose MartiParis HiltonHenny YoungmanBela LugosiLaurence J. PeterAnne TylerRichard Pryor
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