Top Bed Quotes
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
W. H. Auden 
Lee Ann Womack 
Luigi Pirandello 
Lou Brock 
Matthew McGrory 
Helen Hayes 
Thomas Huxley 
Linda Evangelista 
Geoffrey Chaucer 
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When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Lou Brock 
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I want so much for my lover. At night when our beds are drawn close together I waken and see his dear yellow head on the pillow - sometimes his arm thrown over on my bed - and I kiss his hand, very softly so that it will not waken him.
Dawn Powell
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There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
Helen Hayes
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If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Bruce Jenner
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin W. Edwards
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What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
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When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
Oliver Reed
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I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.
Martha Gellhorn
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I was out of my bed in one second, trembling with excitement, and I dashed to the door and into the adjoining room, where I could watch the streets below from the windows.
Herman Hesse
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I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
Linda Ronstadt
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Popular Bed Authors
Henry David ThoreauMason CooleyBenjamin FranklinSamuel JohnsonAmbrose BierceGilbert K. ChestertonRobert Louis StevensonLyndon B. JohnsonMarilyn vos SavantCharles BaudelaireErma BombeckThomas HuxleyGroucho MarxSigmund FreudEleanor Roosevelt
Hedy LamarrCameron DiazBette DavisW. H. AudenJames ThurberCalvin KleinMuhammad AliBob DylanJose MartiParis HiltonHenny YoungmanBela LugosiLaurence J. PeterAnne TylerRichard Pryor
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