Top Born-Again Quotes
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'Rourke
I don't know if you can be a born-again virgin.
Judd Apatow
The U.S. always needs an enemy. It comes and goes. Today it is Islam. According to this plan or ideology of the born-again Christians who formed an alliance with Zionism, Islam is the monster.
Walid Jumblatt
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange
All Born-Again Quotes
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen 
52% of people like this quote
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'Rourke 
52% of people like this quote
The U.S. always needs an enemy. It comes and goes. Today it is Islam. According to this plan or ideology of the born-again Christians who formed an alliance with Zionism, Islam is the monster.
Walid Jumblatt 
46% of people like this quote
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange 
46% of people like this quote
I had a born-again experience at the age of 33. As a result of that I found a church where I felt I was being fed properly. I don't say that as a reflection on Catholicism. But once I was born again, I got an evangelical spirit.
Bill McCartney 
46% of people like this quote
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
Jerry Falwell 
45% of people like this quote
Their plan is to return the entire world - not just the Middle East - to the days of the caliphate and either convert all of us so-called infidels into born-again Islamic believers or kill us.
David Hackworth 
43% of people like this quote
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?
Katherine Whitehorn 
34% of people like this quote

Judd Apatow
David Hackworth
P. J. O'Rourke
Jerry Falwell
Walid Jumblatt
Artie Lange
Stephen Baldwin