Top Bottle Quotes
Every pint bottle should contain a quart.
Boyle Roche
A book is simply the container of an idea like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters.
Angela Carter
I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Frank Muir
Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "Shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
Vance Havner
D. L. Hughley 
Frank Muir 
Sela Ward 
Frank Sinatra 
Fred Allen 
Henry Ward Beecher 
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller 
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Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.
Charles Simic
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire
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To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy, and fill his snuff-box, is like giving a pair of laced ruffles to a man that has never a shirt on his back.
Tom Brown
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I believe that the responsibility of the winemaker is to take that fruit and get it into the bottle as the most natural and purest expression of that vineyard, of the grape varietal or blend, and of the vintage.
Robert M. Parker, Jr.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
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For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
Lawrence Welk
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Life is a little like a message in a bottle, to be carried by the winds and the tides.
Gene Tierney
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