Top Bottle Quotes
Every pint bottle should contain a quart.
Boyle Roche
A book is simply the container of an idea like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters.
Angela Carter
I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Frank Muir
Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "Shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
Vance Havner
Frank Muir 
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Danny DeVito 
Jonathan Swift 
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Emma Thompson 
Kevin J. Anderson 
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Troy Perry 
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The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen 
47% of people like this quote
I don't have any illusions that what we are doing is sticking the the bottle. I don't think that's what we are doing. We are trying to make sure that the genie has friends, has food to eat, a way to grow.
Hilary Rosen
46% of people like this quote
I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent.
Henry Ward Beecher
45% of people like this quote
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
44% of people like this quote
All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
Sammy Hagar
44% of people like this quote
When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.
Thelma Ritter
42% of people like this quote
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
41% of people like this quote
Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.
Nguyen Cao Ky
40% of people like this quote
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E. Stevenson
38% of people like this quote
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