Top Bowling Quotes
I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.
Kirstie Alley
Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
Andy Lau
The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate.
Pete du Pont
I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
Lil' Kim
Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.
Joe Tex
Pete du Pont 
Andy Lau 
Harold Larwood 
Don Johnson 
Lil' Kim 
Gustav Klimt 
Martin Mull 
Kirstie Alley 
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Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
Andrew Vachss 
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
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I'm sure Putnam is right that there's been a decline in certain kinds of organizations like bowling leagues. But people participate in communities in other ways.
Peter L. Berger
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I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
Don Johnson
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