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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw that she broke down and cried. I never wanted to hurt my mother, so I kept away from drugs.
Ving Rhames
I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
Jennifer Garner
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams 
93% of people like this quote
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
86% of people like this quote
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
74% of people like this quote
I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw that she broke down and cried. I never wanted to hurt my mother, so I kept away from drugs.
Ving Rhames
70% of people like this quote
I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
Jennifer Garner
66% of people like this quote
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts
65% of people like this quote
I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
Ben Folds
61% of people like this quote
I decided I was going to be in love. I was going to give it everything I had. It was like heaven on that ranch. I don't know why we broke up. We never fought.
Carrie Snodgress
60% of people like this quote
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