Top Christmas Quotes
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.
Kyra Sedgwick
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
Jensen Ackles
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Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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89% of people like this quote
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
85% of people like this quote
He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.
Kyra Sedgwick
76% of people like this quote
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
75% of people like this quote
There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
Helen Hayes
60% of people like this quote
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
Jensen Ackles
60% of people like this quote
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
Mary Ellen Chase
59% of people like this quote
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
Stephen Leacock
59% of people like this quote
I'm going to take the kids away over Christmas but I don't, I've written 14 musicals now, I don't want to rush into doing something just for the sake of doing it. I want to do it when I find a story.
Andrew Lloyd Webber
59% of people like this quote
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Jimmy Cannon
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Popular Christmas Authors
Benjamin FranklinGilbert K. ChestertonDoug CouplandRonald ReaganErma BombeckCharles DickensJim CarreyKin HubbardPickup LinesCalvin CoolidgeRichard BachEthel MermanDag HammarskjoldOrson WellesWashington Irving
Margot KidderWilliam Tecumseh ShermanJerry FalwellStephen FryNorman Vincent PealePhyllis DillerBob SchiefferE. B. WhiteNicholas LeaGarth BrooksFrank Howard ClarkChristie HefnerMahalia JacksonNigella LawsonTony Visconti
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