Top Closet Quotes
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Wilson Mizner
It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.
Lexa Doig
The gay community just recognizes what their closets are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure out which closet we are trapped in.
Judith Light
Life is just more comfortable if you're honest and open about everything. I spent so many years being in the closet about one thing or another.
Antony Sher
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
George Bernard Shaw
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Wilson Mizner All Closet Quotes
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Wilson Mizner 
63% of people like this quote
It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.
Lexa Doig
61% of people like this quote
The gay community just recognizes what their closets are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure out which closet we are trapped in.
Judith Light
59% of people like this quote
Life is just more comfortable if you're honest and open about everything. I spent so many years being in the closet about one thing or another.
Antony Sher
59% of people like this quote
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
George Bernard Shaw
59% of people like this quote
It's okay to talk about birth, okay - then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women's health in the field of reproductive freedom, and the next stage would be bringing menopause out of the closet.
Cybill Shepherd
58% of people like this quote
Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.
Johann Kaspar Lavater
58% of people like this quote
Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.
Wavy Gravy
57% of people like this quote
I would as soon put a girl alone into a closet to meditate as give her only the society of her needle.
Maria Mitchell
57% of people like this quote
When I first came down stairs, for two or three minutes I went down cellar to the water closet.
Lizzie Andrew Borden
57% of people like this quote
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