Top Club Quotes
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
One minute we can be in a small club, the next minute we can be in a coliseum, and the next minute we can be in a small auditorium. It varies, depending on the promoter, the budget, and the travelling distance.
Ben E. King
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan
One is my club, I want to develop those players, and I want to be in the beginning at least, until I have everything ready, I want to spend as much time to develop those kids as possible.
Thomas Dooley
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Naguib Mahfouz
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Megan Fox All Club Quotes
I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.
Megan Fox 
38% of people like this quote
A Labour party is not a debating club, it is a party of action.
Karl Radek
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We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!
Alan Vega
36% of people like this quote
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
Casey Stengel
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Around 7 years old, we girls took dancing lessons, joined the Brownies, the Girl Scouts, the 4H Club.
Ruth Buzzi
35% of people like this quote
First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
Marion Berry
33% of people like this quote
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.
Dick Cavett
32% of people like this quote
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
Larry Wall
18% of people like this quote
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