Top Complains Quotes
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
No one ever complains about a speech being too short!
Ira Hayes
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Minna Antrim
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman
I was brought up in the great tradition of the late nineteenth century: that a writer never complains, never explains and never disdains.
James A. Michener
All Complains Quotes
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill 
65% of people like this quote
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Minna Antrim 
58% of people like this quote
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman 
56% of people like this quote
I was brought up in the great tradition of the late nineteenth century: that a writer never complains, never explains and never disdains.
James A. Michener 
54% of people like this quote
I've never been anywhere in my life like it and I only really noticed it when I returned to Los Angeles and then Berlin. Everybody is much better off in these places, there is not poverty like in Cuba, but everybody complains about things.
Wim Wenders 
51% of people like this quote
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
Brian Clough 
51% of people like this quote
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
Mason Cooley 
49% of people like this quote

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