Top Crooked Quotes
No public man can be just a little crooked.
Herbert Hoover
The privilege of ruling would be in the hands of the skilled and the learned, with a wide scope left for profitable crooked deals carried on by the Jews, who would be attracted by the enormous extension of the international speculations of the national banks.
Mikhail Bakunin
I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose.
Jack Steinberger
God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
Friedrich Nietzsche
There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.
Sun Myung Moon
Ray Davies 
Robert Wyatt 
James P. Hogan 
John Dryden 
Friedrich Nietzsche 
Erma Bombeck 
Heather Locklear 
Henry David Thoreau 
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The privilege of ruling would be in the hands of the skilled and the learned, with a wide scope left for profitable crooked deals carried on by the Jews, who would be attracted by the enormous extension of the international speculations of the national banks.
Mikhail Bakunin 
62% of people like this quote
I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose.
Jack Steinberger
61% of people like this quote
God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
Friedrich Nietzsche
59% of people like this quote
There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.
Sun Myung Moon
59% of people like this quote
Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.
Immanuel Kant
58% of people like this quote
I know about having days off. They can be helpful sometimes, especially late in the year. It's just key to go out there and establish early, especially in this park where they can put up some crooked numbers early.
Dontrelle Willis
58% of people like this quote
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
56% of people like this quote
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.
Lewis B. Hershey
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. Fields
55% of people like this quote
Popular Crooked Authors
Henry David ThoreauFriedrich NietzscheJohann Wolfgang von GoetheErma BombeckJohn DrydenW. C. FieldsJean PaulRobert Wyatt ChanakyaHerbert HooverMikhail BakuninImmanuel KantSun Myung Moon
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