Top Dentist Quotes
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Johnny Depp
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.
Leonard Woolf
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Russell Banks
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.
Temple Grandin
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield
All Dentist Quotes
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Johnny Depp 
66% of people like this quote
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.
Leonard Woolf 
64% of people like this quote
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Russell Banks 
60% of people like this quote
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.
Temple Grandin 
58% of people like this quote
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton 
57% of people like this quote
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller 
57% of people like this quote
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield 
57% of people like this quote
Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist's house and got the dentist out of bed and shot him.
Bruno Schulz 
57% of people like this quote
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
Peter Tork 
55% of people like this quote
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson 
54% of people like this quote

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