Top Doctor Quotes
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Frank Lloyd Wright
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
And as a child I was filled with passionate admiration for acts of civic courage I had seen performed by an elderly military doctor, who was a friend of my family.
Rene Cassin
One of my grandfathers, actually, having gone out there as a minister, decided he would better serve the people as a doctor. So at a very late age - at the age of 38 in fact - he changed course and decided to become a doctor.
Colin Firth
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield 
92% of people like this quote
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Frank Lloyd Wright
77% of people like this quote
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
74% of people like this quote
And as a child I was filled with passionate admiration for acts of civic courage I had seen performed by an elderly military doctor, who was a friend of my family.
Rene Cassin
71% of people like this quote
One of my grandfathers, actually, having gone out there as a minister, decided he would better serve the people as a doctor. So at a very late age - at the age of 38 in fact - he changed course and decided to become a doctor.
Colin Firth
68% of people like this quote
The Pawnee chief had left the village the day after the doctor arrived, with 50 or 60 horses and many people, and had taken his course to the north of our route.
Zebulon Pike
66% of people like this quote
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E. Lewis
64% of people like this quote
I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R. Lee Ermey
64% of people like this quote
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift
63% of people like this quote
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
62% of people like this quote
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