Top Drink Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
Mitchell Kapor
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
Zakk Wylde
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Joe E. Lewis
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns 
92% of people like this quote
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates
89% of people like this quote
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
Mitchell Kapor
88% of people like this quote
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
Zakk Wylde
72% of people like this quote
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Joe E. Lewis
69% of people like this quote
It is my meditation all the day, and more than my meat and drink, to know how I shall make the Saints of God comprehend the visions that roll like an overflowing surge before my mind.
Joseph Smith, Jr.
68% of people like this quote
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.
Paul Gascoigne
67% of people like this quote
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